(I Believe in….) IBFF
I believe the world is out to get me. I believe nobody can be trusted with my secrets. I believe betrayal is the nature of every human being ever born onto this planet. That’s why I believe imaginary friends are better than real friends.
Imaginary friends can be beloved childhood characters who you can always trust. Pikachu would never pants me in front of the school at the pep assembly. Mickey Mouse would never steal the only girl to ever even slightly like me and take her to the 9th grade dance. Superman would never take my lunch money, and the Power Rangers are nothing like the cool kids who are only my friends because they need to copy my homework every morning. The friends I create don’t leave me to go play with the kid across the street. They sit with me at lunch and laugh at all my jokes. They never forget my birthday, and they won’t change in middle school to become someone else’s best friends. They can all join me when I get dragged to family reunions, and none of them ever call me names, or make fun of me for only wearing shorts. However, even in my carefully created world all is not perfect.
For intangible friends can’t play video games with you. Things such as Frisbee and ping pong tend to be depressing. We can’t play go fish or poker without me knowing their cards. And whenever we play soccer and they’re the goalie, they always seem to let me score. But these factors do not stop us from having fun. As long as I move the pieces, roll the dice, and read the cards we can spend any glorious Friday night in my basement playing “Dungeons and Dragons”. We can spend our Saturdays watching all the Star Wars movies and our Sundays pretending we’re Frodo and the fellowship going to Mordor to destroy the ring. The best part is every week night after I finish my homework we work on a 10,000 piece puzzle together. The fun times we have hanging out mean the world to me and I wouldn’t trade them for anything.
I believe in many things, especially things that are real to me but not to others. It is through my life experiences that I have come to realize that imaginary friends are more faithful, trustworthy, and compatible than any human life form. That is why I don’t have a ring with BFF inscribed on it but a ring that spells IBFF.